Real Estate

Resident Insists Exterior Paint Shade Is "Desert Linen," Not "Sandstone," in Fourteenth Email to The Custodian

The distinction, while invisible to the human eye, remains central to the homeowner’s sense of identity and property value.

Thomas Alder · February 28, 2026

Realtor Describes $750K Home as "Charming" Without Specifying What, Exactly, Is Charming About It

The listing emphasizes walkability, community, and an open floor plan that is, by most definitions, a room.

Thomas Alder · February 7, 2026